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"Neeeow....... house" - CS about his hand
"I'm going completely spare" - CS moments later
Miss Hickey - "How to find the angle between two vectors"
Bryant - "Ho Hohh" - in maths 1998
"He's bolloxed" CS about JOM
"........Sideburns!!!!!!....." - BL regarding his hairstyle
"I badly need a haircut" - BL moments later
"I'll get the shits now every time I get into the fire" - Edel (After watching a part in 'Psycho')
"A sleeveless bra" - Edel
"P.144....There are some fine things on that page" - Miss Hickey
"Shut up Barrage" - CS to FOS
"The 3 of ye are a pair of wankers" - Alan 1998
"It's all horse shit, about 97% of it anyway" - Pakie, repeatedly about life
"We were up on the chairs roaring dancing" - Noelle
"How many blacks?....Hah....Blacks.....Not favourable.....HA HA.....Blacks" - BL
"I do be doing that, doing that, all of the doing time" - Brian 12
"The Jews and they waiting to die..... Hah... The jews..... Not favourable..... Ha Ha, Jews" - BL
"Who wants to go up to the jacks for a pint" - Gerard Lenihan
"Fair play award" - BL out of nowhere
"Autumn is my favourite month" - Noelle
"That time quacked pissingly" - Peter
"Winter is my favourite Month" - Sara Scully
"Big.... Its a big thing...... Big..... big.... big...... big" - BL
G. Lenihan - "What time is it?"
Peter - "What d'you mean?"
"I'm getting a pain in my head from my nose" - Edel
"The stapler is half wanked" - Denis Mulcahy
"Look..... thrown..... die...... D'ya know..... thrown, thrown, thrown.... die" - BL
"You're acting in an aggressive manner" - Round to CS
* "Imagine the world cup ball, Beckham, Kicking, curling the
ball and stuff and cows, I mean he cant even talk properly" - BL
"Why dont they just get bike's and drive them" - Noelle
"It started with C.......... Dungarvan!!" - Brian Riordan on where a certain person hailed from
"His Lad was hanging to him" - Bryanto 1999
"Just wash the fucking wall" - Bryanto to Pedro in Keatings Bakery.
"For fuck sake. They haven't a fucking clue. What country are they from?" - Pedro about refugees in Cork city
"Every man needs an education" - Kieran Cal.
"The 2 is gone, I'd say....the 2 is gone.........(starts singing)..the 2 is gone,
but I have a light.........mmmmmmmmmmmmmhhhhh ha ha....
the 2 is gone but I have a light.......mmmmm.....
mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmhhh.......I'm a cello..........mmmmmmmmmmm....." - BL
"You know what they say, "players with that kind of haircut have to play well"" -
stupid useless RTE commentator about goalkeeper Mooney.
"Put your goods on the table" - Miss Hickey
"It's a sexy door" - Fitter at Keatings
"I don't want your body, I want your mind" - Miss Hickey
"Do you know the two roads in the Island wood?.... Do you know the middle one" - Eoin O' Keeffe
"I nearly choked myself with the fucking Lawnmower" - Carol Stack
"Jesus Eoin you were always small. You're after growing a fair bit... fair
fucks to you." - Patrick Brown (native of Rochchapel) to Eoin Fitzgerald
"You can't handle a 10 inch" - Danny Lane (about pizza)
"I'm losing the will to live" - Person in Computer Engineering Lecture
"Actually, I wish my parents were rich, then I wouldn't have to work,
I'd just have to wait for them to die" - Eoin Fitzgerald
"Attention!! This Securicor vehicle is reversing" - A blue van
"20 sounds older than 21" - Mary from Ballydaly
"Maybe the difficult ones are easy" - Maths Lecturer
"Of course I'll get married, look at all the blacks" - Pedro 1999
"You're a cool dude" - John Kelleher to Gerald O' Connell
"It's fucking roasting in here" - A girl in a steam room